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THE TWO TOMS:	My name’s Tom and I’m Tom from Nantucket Nectars. Today we’re gonna’ play a game called “Find the Lemon”. What do we got here?

KEITH:	<BLEEP> lemonade.

TOMS:	Some other lemonade. Big brand name, right? Everyone’s heard of this brand.

KEITH:	Right.

TOMS:	So what might you expect to be in it?

KEITH:	Lemons. 

TOMS:	Lemons.

KEITH:	Lemon juice.

TOMS:	Check it out. See what we got.

KEITH (reading):	Contains no juice!

TOMS:	So what do you think of that? They should call it chemical-ade, right?

TOMS:	Lemonade. No lemons. Bad sign, right?

KEITH:	Yeah.

TOMS:	So read your Nantucket Nectars.

KEITH:	Lemon juice not from concentrate.

TOMS:	So what do you got there?

KEITH:	Real lemon juice. 

TOMS:	Lemon juice.

KEITH:	And lemon pulp!

TOMS:	Big difference? 

KEITH:	Major difference. 

TOMS:	Nantucket Nectars?

KEITH:	Definitely real is better.

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