[MUSIC]

TOM:  [SPANISH] Juice Guys.  Nantucket Nectars.  [SPANISH]



TOM:  [SPANISH] Tom.  I don’t know what page you’re on, but I’m on a different one.



TOM:  I just made that up.



TOM:  Oh.  [LAUGHTER]



TOM:  [SPANISH]  That’s not true, though.



TOM:  It’s not true.  [LAUGHTER]



TOM:  Oh, yes it is.  That’s apple.



TOM:  Oh, yeah, yeah, that’s right.  No, it is true.  [LAUGHTER]



TOM:  [SPANISH]



TOM:  [SPANISH]  You and me.





TOM:  You and me.  We’re juice guys.  [LAUGHTER]



TOM:  Good day



TOM:  Good day.  We don’t speak Spanish, but we’re juice guys.



TOM:  Bonjour.



TOM:  Drink Nantucket.  [LAUGHTER]



TOM:  I think it’s important that we put some English in this thing.



TOM:  Yeah, so we don’t sound like complete jack-asses.  These are going to be awful, aren’t they?



TOM:  How you doing?



TOM:  Who?



TOM:  Don’t miss it this week.  It’s in Brooklyn.



TOM:  We’re two white guys.  One’s got a big nose.



TOM:  Come on down.  Help us out.  We’re going to clean up the beaches a little bit.  I’m not going, though.  [LAUGHTER]



TOM:  We won’t be there, but we’re going to send some people.



TOM:  Is it terrible?  Really?  Should we just quit?



TOM:  Looking forward to it.  A lot of guys who talk like soda pop.  [LAUGHTER]



TOM:  [UNINTELLIGIBLE]  All right.  I’m excited about that.  Get down.  [LAUGHTER]



TOM:  Get down jive turkey.  [LAUGHTER]  Locate the bug on the street and bug-out for Fat Fest Nectar garb in Philly, 103.9 [OVERLAPPING VOICES].



TOM:  And a couple of dorky white guys will give you juice.



TOM:  That’s right.



TOM:  That’s us, the two of us.  That’s kind of funny, isn’t it?  Apple juice.  [LAUGHTER]  I’m totally brain dead right now.  Advanced tickets for Nantucket, advanced tickets for the Nantucket festival.  Advanced tickets for the Nantucket concert will be available –-



TOM:  How you doing?  I’m Tom.



TOM:  Not very well.  I’m Tom.



TOM:  With the Tom and Tom thing, all we advertise is the fact that there are two idiots that sell juice.



TOM:  [OVERLAPPING VOICES]



WOMAN:  Frankly, I never liked lemonade.  It was too [OVERLAPPING VOICES].



TOM:  Would you listen to a hip-hop station?



TOM:  Do you know what one is?  [LAUGHTER]



WOMAN:  No, I really don’t.  I assume that it’s a nutty station.  [LAUGHTER]



TOM:  So are you a juice guy?



MAN:  A Jewish guy?



TOM:  No, no, juice.  [LAUGHTER]



TOM:  Hey, how you doing?  Do you want to try some juice?  Sure, I’m try some.  Ooh, what’s that flavor?  Ooh, that looks delicious.  I love the color.



TOM:  I’m not sure I have it today.  [LAUGHTER]  [OVERLAPPING VOICES]



TOM:  We can’t sing, but we make good juice.



TOM:  Is that what it says?



TOM:  No.  [LAUGHTER]



TOM:  You get out much?  I thought so.



TOM:  I thought so until a few minutes ago.  [LAUGHTER]



MAN:  Thank you.



TOM:  Yeah, thank you.  He’ll never drink a Nectar again.



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