TOM:  How you doin’?  I’m Tom.



TOM:  And I’m Tom, and we’re juice guys.



TOM:  We’re juice guys.



TOM:  Being a juice guy means making the best quality juice you can buy in a bottle.



TOM:  We have to make your juice.



TOM:  Nantucket Nectars.



TOM:  So what about Nantucket Nectars’ authentic lemonade?



TOM:  All Nantucket Nectars lemonade is, is real lemon juice, cane sugar, and water, just like your grandmother used to make.  



TOM:  We take the pulp out?



TOM:  We don’t take the pulp out.



TOM:  Nantucket Nectar lemonade.



TOM:  Your grandmother doesn’t put high fructose corn syrup in her lemonade, and neither do we.



TOM:  Give it the grandmother test.



TOM:  Give your lemonade the grandmother test. 



TOM:  No high fructose corn syrup.



TOM:  We don’t use high fructose corn syrup, because after you drink something with high fructose corn syrup, you go, you kind of make a, kind of sound, like you’ve just drank a big thing of syrup.



TOM:  Shut up, Tom, that’s disgusting.  



TOM:  Sorry.



TOM:  So, Tom, you still depressed about losing your girlfriend.



TOM:  Enough on the girlfriend thing.  I’m over it.



TOM:  Wow.



TOM:  So what about your girlfriend.  Didn’t your girlfriend leave you?



TOM:  No, she married me.



TOM:  Oh.



TOM:  We need one stable juice guy.  [LAUGHTER]



TOM:  Nantucket Nectar lemonade.



TOM:  Nantucket Nectar’s authentic lemonade.



TOM:  Best possible lemonade you can buy in a bottle.



TOM:  No high fructose corn syrup.



TOM:  Give it the grandmother test.



TOM:  Nantucket Nectars.  We won’t let you down. 



TOM:  We will not let you down.





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